if you don’t freak out about dinosaurs then I don’t judge you but I also don’t understand you
ME
Same
Hyper-Masculine product commercial
Finally!
[aggressively masculine commercial announcer voice] Yo bro! You ever been thirsty but you didn’t want to drink water cause clear’s a gay color? Well me and the bros at the lab got something new for ya. We took water and mixed it with the manliest liquid on the planet: diesel fuel. This new product is called H2bro!
Now you don’t gotta worry about being gay, cause you’re just swallowing a bro! You feeling really thirsty? How ‘bout you just open your mouth and suck on a bro.
It also helps with muscles. My bro makes me rock hard!
No mo’ no homo’s, put a bro in your throat.
If I hear that song on the radio about being 11 years old one more time I’m going to set my radio on fire
